Frequently Asked Questions

Questions? Look Here!

Unlock the Mysteries of T-Shirts and More! Explore our Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) Page for answers to all your burning queries about our products,

shipping, returns, and even some hilariously wrong but entertaining FAQs. Get the lowdown on everything you need to know in one convenient spot.

Can't Find Questions? Email Us Questions@StupidShirts.com

Ordering

What Payment Methods Do You Accept?

We happily accept payment via credit cards (visa, mastercard, discover, and even

the elusive american express) and the cosmic enigma known as paypal. And for

all you time-traveling cavepeople out there who've yet to discover plastic or the

wonders of the digital realm, if you'd prefer to pay with a sack of acorns, a

hand-drawn check, or a medieval money order, please summon a carrier pigeon

to orders@ stupidshirts.com for guidance. Just a heads up, though – we're not

equipped for smoke signals or carrier seagulls, and phone orders are as extinct

as the dinosaurs.

Can I Make Change To My Order?

So, you've had a Eureka moment or a "whoopsie-daisy" with your order? No

worries! Just email us at orders@StupidShirts.com quicker than a squirrel on

caffeine. Include your order number, the name on the order (or your secret

superhero alias), the email address that sent your digital bat signal, and the

changes you desire. If our trusty couriers haven't embarked on their epic quest to

deliver your order yet, we'll gladly intervene like a plot twist in a superhero movie.

Why Didn't I Receive A Confirmation Email?

In the land of the internet, sometimes, even emails get stage fright and hide in the spam folder. So, if you find our confirmation email trying to blend in with Nigerian prince scams, give it a warm welcome back to your inbox. If the elusive email

remains a no-show, send a raven to orders@StupidShirts.com, and we'll dispatch

our resident wizard to confirm that your order exists in the mystical realm of

orderhood.

Do You Sell Shirts Wholesale?

Retailers of the world, unite! If you're interested in stocking our majestic shirts,

contact us at wholesale@ StupidShirts.com. Share your contact information, reveal the store you're curating a fashion revolution for, and wave your valid employer ID number like a flag of honor. Together, we shall conquer the world, one hilariously

designed tee at a time! 🚀

Returns

How do I return A Shirt I Purchased?

Welcome to StupidShirts' Return Extravaganza! We totally understand if your

purchase didn't quite tickle your fancy. No worries, we've got you covered!

To initiate your return, follow these steps:

Make sure the item is in pristine condition: unworn, unwashed, and free from any battle scars.
Send your cherished (but unwanted) items to our HQ at the following address:
- StupidShirts Returns
- PO Box 49
- Forsyth, IL 62535
- USA
- Your order number, or the name and email address of the mastermind behind the purchase.
- A clear list of the item(s) you're bidding farewell to, and don't forget to scribble "return for refund."

Some bonus info for you:

- Refunds will boomerang back to your original method of payment. No, we can't

ship cash refunds - imagine the postage cost!

- You'll be in charge of the return shipping fees. Feel free to choose your favorite

carrier; the item's just hitching a ride back to us.

- Good news! We don't believe in restocking fees. We're all about love, not fees.

If you're ever in doubt about the mystical world of returns, drop us a line at

orders@ StupidShirts.com. We're here to unravel the mysteries of the return

universe for you. Happy returning!" 🚀👕

I Don't Love My Purchase, Can I Return Or Exchange It?

Oh no, the cosmic alignment of fashion didn't quite sync with your aura? Fear not,

fellow fashion voyager! If your purchase isn't tickling your funny bone, you can

totally send it back to us like a fashion boomerang. Just make sure it's in its

original, unaltered state, like a well-preserved time capsule from the '80s.

Hey there, dear customer! We've got some exchange policies that are as quirky as

our T-shirt designs:

The return shipping is on you, but hey, you're the captain of the ship! We suggest using the US Postal Service, but if you'd rather send it with a carrier pigeon or a drone, be our guest. Just make sure it gets here!
Good news, we don't charge a restocking fee. We promise we won't sneakily restock your returned T-shirt in our secret underground T-shirt vault.
If you're scratching your head, wondering how to navigate this exchange adventure, shoot us an email at orders@StupidShirts.com. We've got a team of T-shirt exchange experts ready to assist you. They even speak fluent T-shirt-ese!

So, remember, when life gives you the wrong T-shirt, just email us, and we'll turn

that fashion frown upside down. Happy T-shirt swapping!" 🌟👕

How Long Do I Have To Return Or Exchange My Item?

We understand, sometimes the comedic genius of a tee takes a moment to sink in. You have 30 Earth rotations (days) from the

date of delivery to decide if you and your shirt are a cosmic

match. If not, send it back to us like a time-traveling telegram.

My Item Arrived Damaged or Defective, What Should I Do?

If your shirt arrives in a state of intergalactic disrepair, don't panic! Contact us at

returns@StupidShirts.com with pictures of the cosmic catastrophe, your order

number, and your contact information. We'll deploy our repair droids or send you a new one faster than a hyperdrive jump.

I Received The Wrong Item, Can You Fix This Intergalactic Mix-Up?

Our apologies if you've received a shirt that defies the laws of fashion physics!

Contact us at returns@StupidShirts.com, and we'll coordinate a celestial exchange. Please include your order number, the name of the imposter shirt, and the shirt

you were expecting to receive. We'll sort it out like a UFO sighting.

Do You Offer Return Labels?

While we don't have a fleet of UFOs to beam down return labels, we can help you out! Contact us at returns@StupidShirts.com, and we'll assist you in the return process.

Can I Return Or Exchange My Shirt If I Live In Outer Space?

We'd love to cater to our interstellar customers, but our return policy is

Earth-bound. However, if you can hitch a ride back to our lovely blue planet, we'll

gladly accept your return or exchange it, no alien visa required.

Remember, even the cosmos can't contain our dedication to making your

shopping experience as delightful as a close encounter with a friendly alien. 🌌👽

My New Shirt Smells Like Vinegar. Is That Normal?

Hey there, fashion detective! If your brand-new shirt is giving off that eau de

vinegar vibe, don't worry, you're not hallucinating. You've just stumbled upon our

secret sauce... well, secret vinegar, actually!

You see, during our magical print process, we pamper the print area with an

eco-friendly solution that has a certain vinegary charm to it. It's like our shirts are in a spa day with balsamic baths! Most of it disappears during the curing process, but a tiny bit of that tangy aroma might linger like a stubborn guest at a party.

But fear not! Just toss that shirt into your washing machine's warm embrace for its inaugural wash, and voila! The vinegar scent will vanish faster than you can say '

salad dressing.' Your shirt will come out smelling as fresh as a daisy, or at least as

fresh as a vinegary daisy.

So, don't let the shirt's initial sour personality fool you; it's just a phase. Soon, you

two will be the best of friends, smelling nothing but the sweet scent of fashion

success!" 🌼👚

Product & Sizing

For the perfect fit that won't leave you feeling like a mismatched sock,

here's our foolproof measuring guide?

How to Measure

First, fetch a shirt from your closet that you adore. Lay it flat – we promise, we won't ask it any tough questions.
Now, give it a little measure and compare its secrets with our size chart. It's like sizing up your shirt's best-kept secrets!

What on earth are StupidShirts concocted from, and will they cling

to you like a koala on caffeine?

Our StupidShirts come in a variety of flavors, including t-shirts, tank tops, and hoodies. We're all about making sure you can strut your style with your preferred design, all while feeling as comfy as a sloth in a hammock. Oh, and in case you were wondering, our shirts are whipped up right here in the good ol' USA, because nothing says "stupidly stylish" like the land of the free and the home of the fashionable! 🇺🇸

Fruit Of The Loom - Men's T-Shirt Size Guide

Do You Sell Shirts Wholesale?

Retailers of the world, unite! If you're interested in stocking our majestic shirts,

designed tee at a time! 🚀

Shipping

What Shipping Methods Are Available and How Much Do They Cost?

Alrighty then, let's talk shipping, shall we?

United States:

For our fellow Americans, we proudly ship through the United States Postal

Service. How much it costs depends on where you're at, how much your goodies weigh, and how fast you want 'em.

To embark on this epic quest of cost discovery, visit the cart page. First, pile your

treasures into your cart. Then, journey to the Cart page. Pick your country, your

state, and drop in your zip code. Finally, hit "Estimate," and ta-da! Your shipping

options and their price tags will appear. Behold!

Domestic Delivery Options:

- **First Class Mail**: 2-7 days - Free (That's less than your daily coffee fix!)

- **Priority Mail**: 2-5 days - Starting at $6.99 (Priority, because your new tee can't wait!)

- **Express Mail**: 1-2 days - Starting at $19.99 (Blink, and it's there!)

International:

For our global friends, we've got you covered too! We use an international

shipping magician (Parcel) and the trusty United States Postal Service

(Priority INTL). Once again, costs are like a mystery novel - it depends on where

you are, what you're packing, and how you want it to arrive.

To unravel this cost enigma, repeat the cart page ritual. Add your treasures, go to the Cart page, choose your country, state/province (if needed), and enter your

postal code. Then, summon the "Estimate" button, and there you have it - your

shipping options and their price tags!

International Delivery Options:

- **Parcel**: 1-3 weeks - Starting at approximately $5 (It's like sending a postcard, but cooler)

- **Priority Intl**: 6-12 days - Starting at $20.99 (Because patience is overrated)

**NOTE:** International orders might come with a side of import taxes courtesy of your country. Sorry, we don't pick up the tab on those. You'll have to break out

your wallet when your package arrives.

How Do I Track My Package?

Worry not, Sherlock Holmes! You'll receive a top-secret, ultra-confidential

shipment confirmation email with a tracking number once we set your package

on its grand adventure.

**Please note:**

- Sometimes, the progress of your shipment might be a well-kept secret until

delivery day.

- International orders might have their own version of hide and seek with tracking info.

- If you're shipping "Parcel" internationally, tracking might stop once it crosses the border. It's off on its own adventure!

Do You Ship Internationally?

Absolutely! We're all about world domination, one T-shirt at a time. As you go

through the checkout maze, you should see the available shipping options to your corner of the world. If you stumble upon an error instead of shipping options, send us a message. We'll play international shipping detectives and let you know if we

can get your order to you.

**Please note:** Import taxes may be lurking in the shadows for international

orders, and they're not on our dime. Keep your wallet handy!

Attention International Buyers:

Listen up, world travelers! Depending on where you're parked and how big your shopping cart is, your order might come with an extra bill - import taxes from your delivery country. We won't foot that bill; it's all on you.

Now go forth, shoppers of the world, and conquer the fashion universe, one shipping label at a time! 🌍🚀👕

Do You Ship to APO / FPO Addresses?

You betcha! We're all about serving those who serve. To get a T-shirt sent to an

APO or FPO address, just pretend the United States is your home country and pick from our domestic shipping options and rates.

When sending your goodies on a grand adventure to an APO or FPO address,

make sure your address formatting is tighter than a squirrel's grip on an acorn. We don't want your order going on a world tour just because of a typo! 😉

Here is an example of a properly formatted APO/FPO address:

Name: Captain Chuck Chuckles
Address Line 1: PSC 1234, Box 5678
Address Line 2: Camp Anywhere
City: APO (or FPO)
State: AP (or AA, AE, etc. depending on location)
ZIP Code: 96522-1234 (or the specific ZIP code)
Country: United States

Remember, these FAQs are purely for humor and not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs!

Do Your T-Shirts Grant Superpowers?

Absolutely! Our t-shirts are woven with strands of pure imagination and stardust. Wear one, and you'll instantly become invisible, gain the ability to speak to squirrels, and summon rainbows on command. Just kidding! But they will make you look awesome.

Keep in mind, these FAQs are just for laughs!

Can I Use Your T-Shirts as a Parachute Replacement?

Oh, for sure! Our t-shirts double as parachutes in case of emergency jumps from airplanes. They're equipped with anti-gravity technology, built-in wingsuits, and come with a free cloud-surfing lesson. Just kidding! Please, don't jump out of any planes with our tees.

Don't forget, our FAQs are all about humor!

Will Wearing Your T-Shirts Make Me Fluent in Alien Languages?

Indeed! Our t-shirts are designed using extraterrestrial hieroglyphics and encoded with universal translation powers. Slip one on, and you'll be chatting with Martians in no time.

Just kidding! You'll need Rosetta Stone for that.

Quick reminder: FAQs here are all in good fun!

Are Your T-Shirts Made from Unicorn Fur?

Absolutely, positively, without a doubt! Our t-shirts are handcrafted from the finest unicorn fur, harvested by our team of skilled unicorn whisperers. They're so soft, they'll give you eternal good luck and the ability to summon rainbows on demand. Just kidding! They're made from regular, but super comfy, cotton.

Just a heads up, our FAQs are meant to make you smile!